This Week's Winner!!!!
Ken Chaplin--provides
a guide to modern careers
job descriptions:
-
An accountant
is
someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
-
An auditor
is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
-
A banker
is
a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it
back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain)
-
An economist
is
an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday
didn't happen today.
-
A statistician
is someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the personality to be an
accountant.
-
An actuary
is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane because that decreases the
chances that there will be another bomb on the plane. (Laurence J.
Peter)
-
A programmer
is
someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't
understand. (and messes up several other very critical things that had
been working fine--ed.)
-
A mathematician
is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
(Charles R. Darwin)
Announcing The
Accounting Joke of the Week
Your chance to be a known
author--
Click
here to submit your joke by E-mail
Winners will be glorified
Back to
Homepage
Last Modified January 28, 2001
Comments and Suggestions to Webmaster
R.J.Banis
This page designed as a service of Banis
& Associates