Accounting joke --NASDAQ accounting definitions

This Week's Winner!!!!
Ken Chaplin--explains about
NASDAQ ACCOUNTING DEFINITIONS:

(with all the recent news on Enron and WorldCom)

EBITDA: EARNINGS BEFORE I TRICKED THE DUMB AUDITOR

EBIT: EARNINGS BEFORE IRREGULARITIES AND TAMPERING

CEO: CHIEF EMBEZZLEMENT OFFICER

CFO: CORPORATE FRAUD OFFICER

NAV: NORMAL ANDERSEN VALUATION

EPS: EVENTUAL PRISON SENTENCE

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